Stupid Phresh
throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
throwing handles at people who need to get a grip
throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill
throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out”
throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times
throwing matches at people who need to get fired up
Throwing a brick at someone to kill them
wat
Yea….sexualcl0wn, you killed a guy…..might wanna lay low for a while.
(via childofvienna)
Your blog is a work of art.
i had to reblog this lol soz.
THIS.
ACCURATE.
Perfect
pretty much
Explains it all
yep, pretty much sums it all up
Rule #8 kinda spits in the face of rule #10. (*off)
But awesome list nonetheless.
(via cloudsabovenine)
jasmine-blu you are a goddess
(via catch-me-22)
I’M a snorlax!
(via helloooshirley)
purple ppl
how can you not love this nigga?
This nigga don’t even hold his AK’s. Them shits hover above his hands yo!
kaitlynlaughingalonewithjockeys:
I shot myself in the throat.
How nice.
good-bye, left ear.
my face.
I just lobotomised myself.
Right leg is fucked. I might survive, but I’ll probably be left with a limp.
Took out the wall, and possibly the hat I have hanging there. But the recoil probably crushed the phone I’m holding too. :/
Alright though I took out a portion of the wall XD
My dresser?
Section of my right lower abdomen…o.O
bad time to scratch my butt, huh?
I shot myself in the right calf. WELP.
heu… BOOM HEADSHOT i shouldn’t have scratch my nose
right through my ice cream and into my chest… my poor ice cream! ;n;
I’m fine. But my snacks ;_;
I was rubbing my nose…FUCK.
my laptop :(
constantly reminded that perhaps I do not fit in anywhere. At least, not in a neat, packaged manner. Here’s to that.
Here, here.
lol, her face.
(via scriptureandstilettos)
and its not TLA or LoK.
What the Fuck are you doing?
When I posted all that stuff about Hufflepuff being the shittiest house, an all those anons had to “set me straight”? Well you probably don’t, because I’m not tumblr famous. But I was just thinking about it, and it made me laugh. That is all.
risking it!