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Kristofer Dondra (don-drey) Lewis| 21| twin| UNT History Major|
FITNESS!!!! Cartoons, Video Games, Memes, Anime, Cute Shit, Music, Attractive Females and the Occasional Artsy Pic.
Posts tagged "Awesome"
- Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
- Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
- Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
- Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
- Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
- Woman: That's a shame.
- Me: Why?
- Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
- Cashier: Why is it a shame?
- Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
- Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
- Woman: It's offensive!
- Me: But how does it affect you?
- Woman: What?
- Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
- Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
- Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
- Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
Fuck yea, hellin right. FYHR
i will also do this
(via xereneas)
I should watch this again. Maybe.
but i really love coffee and black and milds
redemption : a tribute to bioware’s cinematic trailers.
purple ppl
how can you not love this nigga?
This nigga don’t even hold his AK’s. Them shits hover above his hands yo!
Celebrity Portrait Paintings by Sam Spratt
My first year on tumblr is rolling on by so I thought I would compile a few sets of some of the things I’ve made as a marker for me and an easier way than scrolling all the way back for you. First up, some of my portraits of celebrities. Thanks to all of you for following—you are the fucking best.
Foo Foo Cuddly Poo
OMG FUCK YES
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I know have 100 followers, thanks followers :)
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