January 2011
after everry brush....
(of the teeth)
lick the top row, and bite down twice (an awesome habit)
December 2010
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm...
yousmileyoulie:
travjamjar asked: hi, i'm the person who originaly tumblr'd the sharpie drawing on my arm of the octopus. because i never get credit for my art i am taking the time to invite you to follow me if you wish and hopefully spread the word about me and my art.. www.travjamjar.tumblr.com. thanks.
smileorfall asked: Merry Christmas!!
pyrefly asked: have a crazy christmas this year!
“The course of Love did never run smooth”
– Shakespeare
“All people, imitations of apes, All gods, imitations of people”
– anon
smooth talk
diddy dirty money dont like when ladies wear open toed shoes and allow their toes to hang over…scares him
It grinds my gears -______-
so i wake up at like 7am, wow extra early, hop on 360 play that for bout 3 hrs. (Hey kris you have a test at at 130!) so i start to study again…..go to my test finish in like 30 min, then i go to union buy a bday card an make my way back to my room.
ITS 230- i call my bro, hey im ready lets GO HOME. (ok give me 10 minutes)
ITS 330- th fk?
better hav a damn good reason for makin me wait...
That awkward moment when you're talking to...
thegaysha:
iheartjaredleto:
Every single day.
When my Mom's on the phone and I hear her say my...
“Mom , why you talkin’ shit ??”
“Queen with a crown that be down for whatever”
– Method man
“You have lost your left. I have lost my right…”
– Robert E. Lee to Stonewall Jackson
