May 2013
anders-holmdick:
god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by
slay-z:
sometimes i feel like people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go
i’m gonna make you famous
Yahoo bought Tumblr pass it on
princess-gracie:
1d-until-i-die:
lokis-army-at-221b:
hb-loves-1d-and-pawprints:
loki-isblue:
mrsmosby-wannabe:
relright:
thecouscousqueen:
kenyabenyagurl:
thinksquad:
Announcement coming Monday
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
I smell ads coming if this is true
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT
Passing it on while crying
I just went from happy as fuck to crying my eyes out...
The Office is over
fillallyourheartsdesires:
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
foodtrucker:
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
